On teleology

Todd Friel in his opening statement in his debate w/ Dan Barker:

It's God's great big Cosmic "Duh."...day after day, He's screaming for your attention. If I lined up 10 Oreo cookies in a row up here, you'd walk up here and you'd go "what are doin' with, why'd you do that to those cookies?" You wouldn't go, "mmm boy, that's some random chance" and that's a *cookie*.