You know, the viewers of Neil Cavuto's "Your World" on FoxNews are often really funny in their "Viewer Emails."
An approximate example -
You know, when one viewer wrote in and asked whether your haircut cost $500, you must have laughed to yourself, knowing that your haircut, your hairpiece, and your dentures didn't total half that much."
That's some funny stuff. Made me laugh at 5 am, which is not easy to do, lemme tell ya.